
Most civilized vampires frown on this behavior-but that doesn't make good copy for a first-time reporter looking to impress his high-society family. Joe Public isn't exactly thrilled to be living side-by-side with the undead, but at least they haven't stormed the castle.yet.Īll that will change once they learn about the Raves-mass feeding parties where vampires round up humans like cattle and drink themselves silly.

Instead, ten months later, we're enjoying a celebrity status reserved for the Hollywood elite-fending off paparazzi only slightly less dangerous than cross- and stake-wielding slayers.

You'd think headlines like that would have provoked the fine citizens of the Windy City to take up arms against us bloodsucking fiends.
